I will not bore you with the details, but today my boyfriend wound up in the ER on a heart monitor (sounds serious, but trust me, it wasn’t). Anyhew, it gave me the opportunity to play a little good cop/bad cop, if you know what I mean. In other words, I got to interrogate him about certain things, whilest using the monitor as a lie detector.
I know what you’re thinking – cruel but ingenious.
Bottom line, my man is a pretty straight shooter – which is good. But while I was putting the screws to my perp (boyfriend - - cop talk), I learned a little something about myself as well. If I were not a nurse, I would be an awesome cop.
To be clear, I would make a good good cop. I could lull my suspects into a false sense of security with my upbeat demeanor and feminine wiles. Any unsuspecting criminal would be thinking I can trust her, she seems cool…then bam enter the bad cop.
I do NOT think I would be a good bad cop, in fact, I would probably be a really bad bad cop.
Despite what you think, I am not that tough.
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